Why I Hate Florida

There are many reasons to hate the dreaded gators to our south in the sunshine state.I thought I would list several of my reasons for my disgust for the gators and the most obnoxious fan base in the country.

1. They wear Jorts ( a combination of jeans that are cut off to resemble shorts) a
true fashion statement to say the least!

2. They are like "new money". Theses are people that win the lottery and become
obnoxious with their spending. Simply put, the gators have no real tradition.

3. Most of their fans are not even locals from their own state, but they are
transplants, that are mostly above the Dixie line of the beloved south.

4. The " gator chomp". Come on guys surely you can come up with something better
than that queer cheer or whatever you call that!

5. Declaring championships with teams that only the best that money could buy in 84
and 85. That is like Bama claiming 12 national titles. What a joke!

6. Suspending key players for easy games and miraculously not have them suspended
for key SEC games and then suspending them again for the game against the
sisters of the poor.

7. For being classless. An example set by Urban Myer and the likes of Steve
Spurrier.

8. For the " Johnny come lately" fan base that is Florida football. Where were
you guys in the 70's and 80's? Again, what a joke!

9. For the shitty town of Gaines ville in general! What a dump!

10. Finally, just for you gators being you! The classless jean short wearing trash
that is Florida football who think that they are superior to the rest of the
SEC with their 15 year tradition and their fan base that consists of band wagon
fans that will jump off as quickly as they got own when things get tough and
they will! Tebow will graduate and we will see what a genius Meyer is!